Top 10

Reasons for Being Catholic

10. We Know the Real Madonna!

9. Our Bishops Have Beanies!

8. Great College Football (Notre Dame, Boston College, etc.) and Basketball! (Georgetown, Manhattan, etc).

7. Our Nuns have Strange Habits!

6. We have our own country!

5 . We have the Pope and Popemobile!

4. Cool looking cathedrals!

3. Saturday Night Services!

2. Party Today - Repent Tomorrow!

and the Number One Reason to be Catholic:

1. So Much Guilt! So Little Time!

For the next 85 reasons to be Catholic, come to Mass at 11 or 6 on any Sunday!