Pete the Pantherbot is Florida Tech's AI-powered chatbot assistant, programmed to help people like you get the answers they need. Well, mostly.

You see, the Florida Tech know-it-alls behind Pete the Pantherbot's knowledgebase may spend 99% of their time teaching him useful information about Florida Tech, but that means 1% of their effort is spent on, well, other things.

As a result, Pete the Pantherbot's brain contains answers to questions nobody ever asks, opinions about things he has zero experience with, and jokes only dads find funny. He even knows some Office quotes.

Feel like having some fun? Try these on for size:

• "Tell me a joke."
• "How many nodes are part of your neural network?"
• "Where's Waldo?"
• "Do you like airplanes?"
• "I would like your undivided attention."